Movements

  1. 1. Home

    (@solobasssteve) Peter and the Wolf meditation tape play stop

    Home. Wife. Cake. Happy.

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  2. 2. Velma

    (@jonathancoulton) Scooby Doo play stop

    Jesus Velma, get some contact lenses. You’re a liability.

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  3. 3. Beer

    (@sizemore) Robot classical karaoke play stop

    Beer beer beer beer beer robot beer beer beer beer

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  4. 4. Printer

    (@diablocody) 80s short film ballad play stop

    My printer/scanner neither prints nor scans. It’s been getting by on its rugged good looks.

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  5. 5. Restaurant

    (@badbanana) Moody French piano soundtrack play stop

    The restaurant across the street has gone out of business. I will miss wondering how it stays open.

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  6. 6. Album

    (@tmtxoxox) Epic post-rock horror play stop

    Off to the studio tomorrow, to start work on a new album. Yes. A new album. Of music. Yes.

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  7. 7. Avocado

    (@aliteralgirl) Cheesy jingle pop play stop

    avocado on toast. breakfast of champions.

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  8. 8. Married

    (@expat_erin) Acoustic performance poetry play stop

    If anyone asks me when we’re getting married I’m going to punch them in the tit. Two punches if they do that “ticktock” bullshit.

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  9. 9. Tea

    (@quitexander) Melancholy kitchen piano play stop

    Tea. Maybe cake. But definitely tea.

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  10. 10. Snare

    (@asilentfilm) Keane and Coldplay have a baby play stop

    Dance snare sound from cutting out the middle of an old head and putting it upside down on the real head. Works a treat.

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  11. 11. iPhone

    (@westdotcodottt) Cutesy retro folk pop play stop

    iPhone predictive text is uncannily good at words like Shiraz and Sauvignon. This probably says a lot about Apple’s target market.

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  12. 12. Spotify

    (@dubber) Fifties piano boogie blues play stop

    I’m streaming Spotify from my Laptop to my iPhone using Airfoil. I don’t know why I’d ever want to do that, but the point is that I *can*.

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  13. 13. Oh Good

    (@aliteralgirl) Chicago without the horns play stop

    @ihatemornings oh good. 50 hours MUCH more reasonable than 58. ;) p.s. I hope at least some of those hours involve beer. or at least tea.

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  14. 14. YouTube

    (@georgiawonder) Brian May making a quiet bedroom demo play stop

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but YouTube must be one of the most missed opportunities for just about everything. Socially useless.

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  15. 15. Fruit and Fibre

    (@louforyou) Unnecessarily dramatic play stop

    there is no fruit in my fruit and fibre. #c**p.

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  16. 16. Windows

    (@GeoffLloyd) 80s space rock play stop

    Too many windows open on my computer, because I’m too lazy to close them, no windows open in my flat, because I’m too lazy to open them.

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  17. 17. Subtitle

    (@graemehunter) Acoustic reality TV play stop

    “inaudible whispering” is possibly the most pointless subtitle ever #bb10

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  18. 18. Opening

    (@towerbridge) Cheery retro folk play stop

    I am opening for the MV Dixie Queen, which is passing upstream.

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  19. 19. Potatoe

    (@citizendan) Classic rock typo play stop

    No one stop me. I don't care. I'm having a jacket potatoe

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  20. 20. Trafigura

    (@deejackson) Twethical dilemma play stop

    really want to tweet re melon sized sprained ankle but feel guilty tweeting trivially when there is free speech stuff going down #trafigura

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  21. 21. Hemingway

    (@hotdogsladies) Merlindie rock play stop

    You can’t mention Hemingway’s preference for words with fewer than three syllables without three three-syllable words. At least I can’t.

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  22. 22. Espresso

    (@guitartim) A birthday surprise play stop

    Wondered why espresso machine taking so long. Turns out its faster if I put water in it. #itsgoingtobeoneofthosedays

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